Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Kerana dia

Kerana dia...
1) habis kerja aku tergendala satu hari
2) aku kena panggil keluar buat keja bodoh in the middle of a meeting
3) aku buang masa berdiri macam tunggul lebih dari setengah jam
4) semua orang kat opis aku (read: more than 300) takleh concentrate buat keja masing2 the whole day yesterday
5)all the bosses kena datang keja during the weekend
6)opis aku perabih duit buat benda mengarut (read: jamuan utk 200 orang untuk majlis yang sangatlah tak bermakna, print out beratus buku aturcara yang tak akan dibaca etc)penjimatan la sangat...

kepada dia...
1)thanks for coming to our office.
2)thanks for wasting our precious time.
3)thanks for wasting the government's money.
4)thanks for making us less productive the whole day JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL THE NEED TO STOP BY OUR OFFICE FOR A "SURPRISE" VISIT.
5)thanks for staying true to the real nature of a malaysian VVIP.

penyapu barulah katakan... teruja sebab terpilih oleh rakyat ke????? oh, btw, we did not choose you. you were chosen to help the people. next time, you can start by not interfering with our work. menyusahkan orang saja!!!!
next time, let a 'surprise' visit BE a surprise visit. you don't have to tell us 3 days in advance. ADA PAHAM??!!!!??

7 comments:

Gusti Puteri said...

alamak ...1st time baca entry kakliza hemo-hem0..Kes berat nih..

bawak bertenang-bawak bertenang

phew~
kes kipas-kipas ni dah selalu jadi.even kat Saijo pun..hmm...

The bubur caca lover.... said...

ni tengah hangin satu badan nih...
*sambil tarik napas panjang2*

eeramaya said...

cool kak chot.... nk wat camne..mungkin memang cenggitu kot caranya..hmm.. yg jadi mangsa keadaan, kita lah..kan.. sabau je lah..

Leonora Halim said...

ya ya ya.. btul! btul! btul!! (sokong jek...) :D

jyss said...

ala kalau kt sekolah pun boley meloncat kalau org2 camnih datang..inikan pulak kalau dok office.

lagik tinggi loncatan itu heheh

Labyrinth said...

sape yg dtg Lija? Najib ke?

The bubur caca lover.... said...

Del: takleh reveal, kang tak pasal2 kena ISA. ngehngehngeh~ hint: bukan Najib.